Well me thinks of doing it for OSX but with the following added value ;-)
- Dives into yer trash bin to lay some maggots
- The maggots surface out of your trash bin onto your dock and every where
- With buzzing fly sound effects
- In true color
- Universal Binary
Which name tickles your fancy?:
Gr33tz go to burn666 for his input.
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